fucking hipsters..

so i got jumped the other night. Not on some "walking down the street, minding my own, then BOOM" (which has happened, but it only involved two cats, and a pistol) moreso saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.

It's Saturday night (sunday morning, technically) and I'm out with Jones and Dawan. After the record release they want to goto the mission. Yeah, jones and Dawan wanted to goto the mission. I know, I know, I can barely believe it either.. So, anyway, we end up at their favorite place on earth, skylark. That lets out and it's time for pizza, I had already gotten my pizza and eaten it, so at this point I'm not hungry for anything but sleep. Now that my brain realizes this I decide I'm going to catch a cab.

Head outside and try, in vain, for 15 minutes to hail a cab. Couple chicks and a dude are against the building, across the sidewalk form where I'm trying to get my cab and one has a fly hat. Proceed to approach, typical ian attempts at not being aggressive, assure no desire of proclaiming a phone number, and proceed to compliment the young lady's fashion. After assuring her (drunken hyphy) girlfriend I don't want to fight, was just giving a compliment, and have a good night, their 4 hipster doofus friends started bum rushing me with arms flailing. Picture the air filled thing from Family Guy. Yeah. I mean, they were so good at punching I actually laughed as I fell to the ground with one of them, while jamming his head into the car door. Well, at least now it's just 3 on 1. When i get up I realize someone pulled the other three off and i have a nice little lump over my left eye.

I'm kind of done with this story, but to wrap it up, one got arrested, I have a gash under my left eye (either a ring or newspaper bin, fists don't do these things), a shiner to match and I got two free pieces of pizza yesterday cause someone was sympathetic. Score!

Oh yeah, they were 20-27 year old white kids. I plan on pressing full charges. ...for now. White folks ruining a person of color's day/evening.

nothing new.

jesus...

damn near a year later, huh?

It's clear by now I'm 100% dedicated to this blogging thing. Oh the ups and downs of Jan.

lol, in reference to the last blog.. ...I forgot i posted that. Well, it ended that way. Out of sight. No ones every completely out of mind though.

Anywho, need to get my resume done. Moms in town from france.

...why am i typing right now? ..maybe in another few months i'll have some 'citement.

Random Post

So, I'm back from one of the best vacations of my life. Hit up Gold Country, did the hiking thing, the cooking thing, even went to the hot springs. So fresh. No time to write a real blog. So happy to be home but wish i never would've left.

Oh, also, I'm 27.

4/20/2010

Well, for one, this is the first 4/20 in about 7 years I haven't partaken. I guess yesterday was the first 4/19 too, though, so whatevs.. I quit smoking. Finally had what i consider a 'good enough' excuse. You know, besides the health/motivation issues. The power of the fairer sex...

Anyway, new direction with this blog. More gunna be a chronicle of what's going on with me, i think, than me analyzing random shit you [probably didn't] care about [anyway].

Today was long and tiring, but I feel fairly accomplished. Me and Keith (the coworker/future business partner) mapped out a few ideas for our living plant walls. Several different blueprints for possible designs. One is really looking promising. Went to Home Depot after work and couldn't find any un-bended sheet metal. Ridiculous. The hunt for a 2'x4' (or larger) sheet begins.

Also feeling more encouraged about the whole gardening/urban beautification thing. My friend wants to work with me, which is always nice, and hopefully will lead to something [even more] exciting.

I'm beat from this random ass weather, rain, sun, hella rain, hella sun, etc. Think I'm gunna take a nap. Just didn't want to let the day go buy without starting this blog back up.

More to come, folks.

...and they feel like.... sandbags...

I thought this was cute. Thanks internets.









I'm interested to really find out who this woman is. I want to say it's obvious she's not a local, cause the people are AMAZED by the sight of her, quite a looker if i do say so myself. On the other hand, maybe she's that one person in every village (i mean, all the people are dark...) that stays inside, but when she comes out you know hijinx are sure to be plentiful!

Owno, she's gross..

Flight of The Conchords

Just caught the last 15 minutes of this on HBO.

This might be one of the funniest shows I've seen since Curb. I don't know how scripted it is, but if it's not loose then the writing is genius. You'd think i wrote it.

Don't know much about the show except there's two guys who live together and are in a band. One works holding signs fulltime, the other is just in the band, i guess. I turned to it and the following video was playing, it reminded me of my sister and made me feel laugh.



Quote of the clip: "Oh my god. She's so hot, she's so flippin hot. She's like a curry. I wanna tell her how hot she is but she'll think im being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. Bitch."